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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Commission Prices

For more examples of my art, check out my DeviantArt account, Reddit posts, and Twitter feed.

Pure line art: $20

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Just line art + shading: $25

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Unshaded colour: $25

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Shaded colour (full render): $35

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Extras:

  • NSFW content: +$15, no underage characters.
  • Complex scenes: prices above are per character or other complex object. Multiply by the number included in your scene.
  • Unusual art style or species: no extra charge, but no refunds if you don’t like my take on it.
  • Cancellations: payment is in advance. I’ll make regular progress reports, and if you change your mind before a piece is complete, you’ll be refunded the price for stages not yet finished; e.g. if you paid $35 for a fully-rendered piece and cancelled after I’d finished the line art, I’ll only charge for the line art and refund the remaining $15.

Current slots open: 3

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aurpiment

People retrofitting pro-queer politics to thought-systems that did not originally have them is always at least a little bit funny. I follow a feng shui guy on Instagram because he’s got an eye for interior design and a while ago he posted about #pride and how it’s actually bad feng shui for a gay guy to have to marry a straight woman because men are gay due to having more feminine energy and women have feminine energy so two feminine energies don’t go together, so gay people shouldn’t have to try to be straight... He was dead serious btw

??? homophobia cw I now have additional questions
invertebrates
maniculum

Medieval Scorpions Effortpost

So yesterday I reblogged this post featuring an 11th-century depiction of the Apocalypse Locusts from Revelations, noting the following incongruity as another medieval scorpion issue:

A detail from the illuminations of the Bamberg Apocalypse showing two chimerical creatures. Overlaying the image is a portion of the text this illumination is meant to illustrate, with the phrase "tails like scorpions" underlined in red. The tails of the creatures are circled, also in red; they are long and snakelike, ending in what appears to be a snake's head.ALT

The artist, as you can see, has interpreted "tails like scorpions" as meaning "glue cheerful-looking snakes to their butts".

Anyway, it occurred to me that the medieval scorpion thing might not be as widely known as I think it is, and that Tumblr would probably enjoy knowing about it if it isn't known already. So, finding myself unable to focus on the research I'm supposed to be doing, I decided to write about this instead. I'll just go ahead and put a cut here.

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n0brainjustvibes
n0brainjustvibes

Some Tay Hebert (and postapocalyptic Tattletale) from @supermitskifan1234's Skitterverse post!

Digital drawing of Lisa standing in front of Taylor. Lisa is holding a gun with an eye symbol and "TT" spray-painted onto it. wears a hooded black jacket, hood up; the hood has a bright purple eye symbol on the top, and is purple inside. The jacket also has cargo-style pockets, which are also purple. Underneath the hood Lisa wears dark purple goggles and a black mask with white teeth drawn on it, in the shape of a smile. Her hair is braided and escapes from the hood. Her forearms are bandaged and she wears black and purple fingerless gloves. Taylor, behind her, holds a plain baseball bat. She is wearing a gas mask with yellow eyes that covers her whole face, a headset that looks like antennae, a tattered brown shawl which forms a hood and half-cape, and her dark grey body armour.ALT
The same as the previous image, but Lisa and Taylor are now situated in front of a post-apocalyptic background featuring a broken bridge and a sky filled with yellow fog. They are backlit, with Lisa in shadow and Taylor in half-shadow.ALT

I kinda fell off with the shading >.< and I'm not 100% on Skitter's costume colours, but they were really fun to draw!

Notes/misc ideas:

  • Tay has her post-canon short haircut.
  • Lisa usually wears her hood pulled down to show off the purple eye, casting her real eyes in shadow.
  • Alec decorated her gun (he was bored).
  • I really do have a thing for purple visors, huh?
  • This made me realise how post-apocalyptic the warlord arc was already. I barely had to change Skitter's costume at all.
  • Please excuse the gun, I misplaced my reference halfway and I don't know what guns look like.
  • Lisa still has her utility belt, I just forgor.
  • Tay's antennae are a radio communications headset.
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dduane

joanaz-l asked:

Wasn't the concept of having Heaven and Hell's office in the same building inspired by a Coca Cola commercial Sir Terry had seen?

I tried to look for it in class today for an assignment, but was unable to find any evidence it ever existed, though I've seen this commercial before.

Thank you🌻

neil-gaiman answered:

It was a KitKat commercial, starring Ken Campbell as a demon.

I had remembered it as Kenneth Williams as the angel, because I remembered Kenneth mentioned shooting this commercial in his diary, but if it happened he was obviously replaced (by PG Stephens).

dduane

Ah, bless! I'd half forgotten about this. Ken Campbell sweet-talked my sample copy of the UK edition of Spock's World off me when we were both on a BBC morning radio show, back in the day. :) (He was apparently a big Trek fan. Who knew.)

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